This holiday season you and your friends will take to Twitter to share anecdotes about unbeatable food comas, your weird aunt gifting you an ‘80s floral-print nightgown and the all around feeling you get when you spend just a little bit too much time in close proximity with family.
However, reading your best gal pal’s tweets about how crazy her cat is acting with the Christmas tree can only last so long.
Here are eight funny Twitter accounts of celebrities, writers, and just plain funny people to follow that will keep you occupied and entertained during the next family holiday dinner.
I'm a frayed knot! pic.twitter.com/5RFU15IBzo
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 25, 2015
Did you think you were the only one who sees two eyes looking back at you from your breakfast? This pun-filled account shares with Twitterverse a feed full of faces spotted in inanimate objects. What could be a better time-killer to scroll through? 2. @AnnaKendrick47
I like how Word will underline a mistake, let me hit ignore, and 5 seconds later underline it again like "Ooo, sweetie are you sure?" — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 21, 2015
Anna Kendrick is a no brainer. With over five million followers, she has nailed the quirky, creative jokes everyone can relate to.
Sundays are for pretending you're getting shit done by looking at your to-do list and then doing something else
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) December 6, 2015
Author of “Save the Date” and @mental_floss managing editor, Jen Doll provides anecdotes of her very relatable day to day experiences without sounding like that friend who overshares on Facebook. 4.@LizHackett
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And whichever one makes cool handmade jewelry to give as gifts, keep them the closest. — Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 22, 2015
This screenwriter is quick on the uptake when it comes to cracking jokes about the newest trending stories. She’ll share a punchy one-liner about Kim and Kanye’s baby latest name choice with the seamless Jessica Jones GIF.
Why my dog look like she just listened to the entire Adele album pic.twitter.com/KQSPXxd6Dj
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) November 23, 2015
This writer and comedian knows all about Star Wars, adulting, dating and, most importantly, dogs. 6. @TheEllenShow
Kim and Kanye’s baby is named Saint West! No word yet on what he’s the patron Saint of, but my bet is Instagram. — Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) December 7, 2015
This is another obvious one, but who doesn’t like funny dog and baby photos sandwiched by soft jabs at the most relevant celebrities?
When someone asks me if I've started studying for finals.. https://t.co/iPmZvPBdOc
— Funny Vines (@FunnyVines) December 3, 2015
If having the sound turned up on your phone won’t get you in trouble at Grandma’s house on Christmas Eve, you can’t go wrong with watching the best funny cat Vines over and over. 8. @jonnysun
the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam — jomny sun (@jonnysun) December 2, 2015
On the drive to and from that family get together you’re not too excited about you can scroll through this Twitter feed back to 2009 and it won’t stop being funny.